My wife is pregnant, how can I get her to vomit quietly in the mornings?

She's really noisy and it wakes me up sometimes. Are there any medicines or instructional videos for this?My wife is pregnant, how can I get her to vomit quietly in the mornings?
It's your presence that is making her ill.My wife is pregnant, how can I get her to vomit quietly in the mornings?
she should be shutting the door and running the water, and then afterward cleaning the toilet and apologizing for disrupting you.
Sound proof the washroom walls!
Wow what thinking about yourself I see
Can't she go into another bathroom or outside? I think it's so rude to just puke as loud as you want in the wee hours of the morning. Tell her to be considerate too.
Punch yourself in the face when you see her head to the toilet.


That way she'll at least smile while she's getting sick.
How about some ear plugs. Get at tent and sleep outside with the dog.
Ear plugs. Keep it simple, stupid.
You better be happy that she doesn't puke on you!She's pregnant with your child and you ask a stupid question like this!
That is the dumbest thing i have ever heard of......quit bein sooo inconsiderate and b SUPORTIVE FOR ONCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ask her to use the other bathroom
Rude comments like this one will make her either get an abortion and leave you or just file for child support and leave you.
you can't - get her to close the door and put in earplugs - quiet and morning sickness dont go together all that well
She is pregnant. How bout you stop being an ***.
If it's not too cold where you live and you have a blowup mattress or something, you could always keep her in the shed until she starts feeling better...
I have a perfect soltion for you: SLEEP ON THE SOFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the living room sounds like a perfect place for you!!!!!!!!!!
dont be a pecker
You don't deserve your wife and future child.
There are actually medications like zofran and phenegran the Dr can give her for her morning sickness.





I don't think there is anything the Dr will give her for an insensitive husband though.
how insensitive. you should be in there bringing her a glass of water or something, ask if she needs something, not on here complaning, thing's are going to get a lot louder then her vomit in the morning when that baby get's there, so you might as well start getting use to it.
Insensitive... She is pregnant


get over it
Give her time and she will stop all together !!