Tuesday, August 10, 2010

How to tell the wife you lost $400K in the stock market?

can i suggest a singing clown telegram?How to tell the wife you lost $400K in the stock market?
Dear Wife,





I lost $400 000.00 in the stock market. We will be eating Kraft Dinner for the rest of our lives. Please don't leave me.





Love,


HusbandHow to tell the wife you lost $400K in the stock market?
Id call her to tell her as you are boarding the plane to leave the country...
tell her:








how would you react if we lost our house and everything we owe on the stock market?





she answers








well thats ok then cause we only lost $400k
You don't tell her. You take what's left to the casino, and win it all back!!!
Leave a post-it on the door as you leave. and don't come back!
don't they makes cakes for giving bad news now.. and even cards..
ehh. just be honest im sure she will be a very pissed but everyone makes mistakes
You cry yourself into a coma...problem solved.
honey I lost 400k in the stock market
tell her the good news is ';i didn't lose 500 k';
Honey, I am stopping at the grocery on the way home. What flavors of Ramen Noodles do you like?
DO IT REAL FAST, LIKE WITH A BANDAID.





JUST RIP IT!!





AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!





(Or just send her a text message when you're out of town)

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